notposh replied to your post: neglected tumblr!
hey boo
:D hello! you are the one who asked about my willy…………………..
- Amy Poehler and Will Arnett working together.
- Chocolate.
- Coffee.
- Coffee.
- Chocolate and coffee together.
- Alia Shawkat in Arrested Development.
- Ice cream.
- all the above things
- fabergé eggs
- willow smith
- tree puns
- my ex boyfriend
- films without chevy chase in them
- energy saving lightbulbs
- vitamin D
- emoticons
- ricicles
(Source: mistakenreality)
mistakenreality asked: What do you pine for?
some day I want to travel the world, follow my dreams and fall in love with a muscular boy!! :D
it doesn’t look likely now… but some day I’ll get around to it (hopefully soon!!) when my roots aren’t holding me back :(
kiiya-deactivated20110910 asked: oh my god you're the most adorable tree i have ever not seen. :3
and you say the most exemplary things
CAN I HUG YOU
exemplary is a really big word (I had to look it up on google) and it means a good thing!! thank you for saying such nice things!! I love you!!
awwwwww :D yay of course you can hug me but most people don’t think I’m very huggable :( not even my boyfriend!! (or should I say ex… ugh…)
notposh asked: Do you have a big dick? Like because you're a tree. I wonder the same thing all of the time when I see a giant on Xena ugh.
oh noooo!!!!! hehehehe no I don’t have a willy because I’m a girl tree. besides, not even boy trees have those. we just pollenate in a sort of trial and error way. you know how semen stings if you get it in your eyes (or so I read on wikipedia…..) well thats why people get stinging eyes and hayfever in the summer!
because there is tree semen everywhere!
………………. I miss my boyfriend :(
every time I log in I’m like “Aaron Stree? who is that?????”
but that is me! I’m such a stupid idiot >.<
